Operation: S.N.O.W.G.L.O.B.E. transcript

Prologue: Black Computer Screen

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 * Kids Next Door Mission


 * Operation:


 * S.N.O.W.G.L.O.B.E.


 * Scientist


 * Nearly


 * Over-Refrigerates


 * World


 * Getting


 * Little


 * Operatives


 * Beat


 * Easily

Writing Operative: Mr. Warburton

Production Operative: Mo Willems

Scene 1: The Kids Next Door tree house
[Emergency Alarm Blaring]

Numbuhs 2, 3, 4 and 5 rush over to their seats while Numbuh 1 takes his place at the podium.

Numbuh 1: "Alright, listen up, team, this is a great big emergency going on around the arctic mountains, Professor Triple Extra Large is planning to freeze the entire neighborhood!"

Numbuh 5: "That's terrible, nobody wants to live in a cold and frozen neighborhood!"

Numbuh 4: "That's right, we can't let this place become 0 degrees around here!"

Numbuh 2: "He's got a lot of dangerous weapons to make giant size sno-cones and giant size snow people!"

Numbuh 3:  "He's the size of a young evil man who's part human being and part turtle figure!"

Numbuh 1: "Agreed........"

Numbuh 1: "Kids Next Door, let's move out!"

The 5 Kids Next Door operatives head out and get on the C.O.O.L.B.U.S. (Carries Operatives Overhead Luxuriously Boasts Unbeatable Speed).

Female Computer Voice: "Kids Next Door, C.O.O.L.B.U.S., Carries Operatives Overhead Luxuriously Boasts Unbeatable Speed."

Numbuh 1: "Alright, team, when we get to the KND Arctic Base, we'll find Professor Triple Extra Large and stop his evil plans at once!"

Numbuh 2: "Roger that, Numbuh 1, we're on it!"

The C.O.O.L.B.U.S. stops right on the KND Arctic Base

KND Arctic Base
Numbuh 1: "Here we are, team, let's get into our winter outfits."

Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 put on their winter outfits, and they head out.

Numbuh 1:  "Follow me, let's go up to that mountain top!"

The 5 Kids Next Door operatives go up the mountain top, and they enter Professor Triple Extra Large's mountain lair.

Professor Triple Extra Large: "Hey, who dares to enter my mountain lair?"

Numbuh 1: "We did, Professor Triple Extra Large!"

Numbuh 5: "And we're not gonna let you freeze our neighborhood!"

Numbuh 3: "You're gonna regret this for your entire life!"

Numbuh 1: "Kids Next Door, Battle Stations!"

Numbuh 1 shoots at Professor Triple Extra Large with his S.P.I.C.E.R. (Stingy Pepper Infused Cannon Enflames Retinas), while Numbuh 2 shoots at him with his S.Q.O.O.S.H.E.R. (Shoots Quarts Of Oozing Stuff Heavily Ensnaring Rivals), Numbuh 3 shoots at him with her T.A.N.G.L.E.R. (Tosses Armored Nets Guaranteeing Lotsa Entangled Rivals), Numbuh 4 shoots at him with his C.O.N.E.C.A.N.N.O.N. (Chucks Out Nearly Endless Cones And Nicely Nocks Out Nonkids) and Numbuh 5 shoots at him with her B.O.T.T.L.E.C.A.P. (Big Old Totally Tremendous Launcher Emits Cola And Pop).

Professor Triple Extra Large: "No! You'll regret this!"

Professor Triple Extra Large: "Nice try, Kids Next Door operatives, now get a load of my ultra powerful giant snowglobe."

Professor Triple Extra Large launches down his ultra powerful giant snowglobe.

Numbuh 4: "Hey, get us outta here!"

Numbuh 2: "We don't know how we're gonna get out!"

Professor Triple Extra Large: "There's no escape, you're trapped by its barrier."

Numbuh 1: "Well, we'll see about that, won't we?"

Professor Triple Extra Large: "Oh look, it's snowing in here!"

Professor Triple Extra Large: "Bye, bye, Kids Next Door operatives, I've got a snowy mountain to take care of."

Professor Triple Extra Large escapes to another snowy mountain.

Numbuh 1: "He's getting away, team, come on, we've gotta find some ways to get outta here as soon as possible!"

Numbuh 2: "We're right with you, Numbuh 1, but how exactly are we gonna get outta here?"

Numbuh 1: "We're gonna need another 2X4 technology weapon, the L.A.S.E.R.-D.R.I.L.L."

Female Computer Voice: "Kids Next Door, L.A.S.E.R.-D.R.I.L.L., Lasers Always Shoot Enslaved Rivals-Doing Right Is Lonesome And Lazy."

Numbuh 1: "Alright, Numbuh 3, you ready to shoot at the middle part of the giant snowglobe?"

Numbuh 3: "I'm ready whenever you are, Numbuh 1!"

Numbuh 1: "Alright, ready, set, SHOOT!"

Numbuh 3 shoots right at the middle part of the giant snowglobe and creates an escape routine.

Numbuh 5: "We finally did it!"

Numbuh 4: "Alright, now we can get outta here and kick Professor Triple Extra Large's behind!"

Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 escape the giant snowglobe and head out to find Professor Triple Extra Large once more.

[Loud Rumbling Sounds]

Numbuh 1: "Giant size snowballs are rolling off the mountain tops, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!"

Numbuhs 1-5 run around avoiding the giant snowballs and they make it all the way to Professor Triple Extra Large.

Numbuh 2: "Alright, Professor Triple Extra Large, we've got you right where we want you!"

Professor Triple Extra Large: "No, wait, I thought I got a hold of you guys!"

Numbuh 1: "Kids Next Door, attack!"

Numbuhs 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 fight against Professor Triple Extra Large and they knock him off the edge of the mountain top.

Professor Triple Extra Large: "You'll regret this, Kids Next Door Operatives!"

Professor Triple Extra Large falls right into the far depths below.

Numbuh 1: "Well, we finally did it, we won't be seeing him ever again."

Numbuh 2: "Yeah, alright, we did it!"

Numbuh 4: "We finally got rid of him!"

Numbuh 5: "We won, baby, we won!"

Numbuh 3: "Now let's go back home and have some nice relaxation time at the treehouse."

Fade to another black screen.........

Scene 2: Back home at the Kids Next Door Operatives' Treehouse
Numbuh 1: "Well, team, we finally got rid of Professor Triple Extra Large, not 1 single freeze weapon to get us worried about."

Numbuh 4: "And we didn't let our neighborhood get frozen solid when he was about to do it."

Numbuh 2: "You know, something was always disturbing him."

Cut back to Professor Triple Extra Large climbing up all the way back to his mountain lair.

Professor Triple Extra Large: "I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddeling Kids Next Door Operatives!"

Cut back to inside the treehouse......

Numbuh 5: "Just as long as he's outta our clutches, we're not gonna get trapped inside another giant snowglobe ever again."

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